Thursday, October 26, 2006

Off with their thumbs!

there are no words that can express the deep feelings of hatred and rage that seethe from the inner most cavities of my soul when i am witness to one of the rudest activities known to modern day society - that of the blackberry addict. or the "crackberry" as it has been known.
while attending a conference for work today i was appalled by the flagrant disregard of these crackheads. i admit that there were a few times where i was doodling or daydreaming during a mindnumbing discussion, but the pretense of listening was always maintained.
the only way that i could control my rage was to imagine breaking their thumbs in many, tiny, painful fractures.

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