Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Have yourself a whirlwind December

So clearly December has been a month of insanity, as it's been nearly 22 days since my last post.
To recap:
* I attended 3 useless office parties and 1 maddening dinner party
* Went to my first shiva
* Bought two pairs of dressy boots
* Watched 17 hours of the "Dog Whisperer"
* and drank approximately 1 litre of dark rum & eggnog.

My attitude this holiday season was best summed in the moment on Christmas Eve when I screamed "It's a fucking red light!" to a jaywalking Chinese man. I apologize to the baby jesus.

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