Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Is there a neurotics anonymous?

Because if so...I really need to attend some meetings. Last week I arrived at work and started cleaning up around my office...it quickly morphed into this scene:

Yah...I pulled out every single piece of paper from my THREE filing cabinets. I looked through every page, booklet and folder and put it either in its relevant pile (on the floor) or into my makeshift recycling box. It was amazing the things that I found in those cabinets. I actually found a Mac users guide from 1982. I also found this nifty little folder which sadly, I found empty:

Imagine, I get to work in a job where there's the distinct possibility that I may need to keep an entire folder dedicated to LIMERICKS! I love it. Here's one to start me off:

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

(bonus points if you know the cinematic reference there)


  1. Incidentally, there is/was a neurotics anonymous -- depending on what the definition of 'is' is. In the United States it kind of morphed in to Emotions Anonymous, though south of the border it's still refered to as Neurotics Anonymous.

  2. Wow - thanks for the update JFT, always good to have an expert witness in these types of situations.