America tries to kill us with sweet, sweet death

Ahhh American, probably the only country with the ability to invent such a monstrosity of sugar and fat. Apparently this is known as the Luther Burger and it involves a massive amount of beef, American cheddar, bacon and the piece de resistance...a glazed Krispy Kreme donut in place of a bun.
My gall bladder just threw it's hand in the air and stormed out of the room, muttering something along of the lines of "Go Fuck Yourself".
This morning I'm off to the land of the luther in search of cheap clothes, chicken wings and cheesecake. If border security starts monitoring blood sugar levels we are so screwed.