Monday, August 04, 2008

I got 96 problems but a crayon ain't one

A few weeks ago I bought this pack of Crayola Crayons because they were on sale. Yes, I have a problem with sales at Staples...but that's another story.

So I took them home and smelled them for awhile and then went out and bought some colouring books to play around with. For those of you without children let me alert you to something. Kids don't colour anymore.
That's right. The racks that traditionally held the large books filled with cheap newsprint and Disney princesses are now being used for, wait for it...STICKER BOOKS.

Can you believe this shit? Alls of a sudden it's too much to ask a kid to choose between Burnt Sienna and Bittersweet. Now they just have to pull of some stickers and smack them down willy-nilly.

I weep for the future.

No comments:

Post a comment